Month: January, 2009

Have You Ever Received a 25 Second BJ?

I know I’m going to sound like kind of an asshole when I tell this story, but I have to risk it for the sake of entertainment. It does bring up a good question though: what is the best way to deal with meeting someone, thinking you might be into them, hooking up with them & then just having zero chemistry? Do you tell them?–Or do you just never call them?

A few weekends ago I called this girl I met on a plane, Karina was her name, to come & hang out with some friends at my apartment & then go out Continue to see if I received a 25 second BJ

Thumper

Last time, I told the story of my first blow job. But I sort of jumped the gun there because I revealed both my first blow & my first lay in the same story, while I forgot to tell the true story of my first hook up. This one is infinitely more embarrassing, but perhaps slightly more typical than the first. Either way, I think it merits a description that fully engulfs the reader in the awkwardness that is inevitable at that age.

The mischief continues….

Feels Like the First Time

“Would You Rather:” a wildly entertaining game played not only straight from the popular book series, but one that leaves room for creativity. I’ve answered thousands of these questions, mostly about sex, to curious friends over the years. I always thought it was an interesting way to get to know someone without asking them the typical surface level questions that get you nowhere friendship-wise.

“Would you rather have one blow job a day from the girl of your choice, but never be able to have sex, or have sex every day with the same girlfriend?” My friends were probing me as we cruised through the desert on our way to Vegas. I had never been there before. I was popping my Vegas cherry & as I sat there picturing my first beej, I decided that I would probably choose the first choice. Click here to see who had the pleasure of sucking my D first