The Simon & Cole Show: Pilot

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1. Hookers&Popcorn says:

   March 12, 2010 at 1:34 AM

   Congrats on being masters of the male universe! I thoroughly enjoyed your pilot episode and look forward to then next. Seriously. Get on it!

   I have to say though, poor fucking Cornia! She’s 28 years old and obviously has very little experience in the blow job dept. I’m pretty sure the first blow jobs I gave were exactly the same, if not worse. Why not give the poor bitch some pointers, tell her what you like specifically, instead of ‘doddling’ around in your kitchen to pass the time. You might have ended up with a great blow job, and boosted a girl’s confidence, which she’d never, ever forget. Kind of like the first time you may have had anal sex, hard to forget;)

   I have to agree with her lame ‘I’m not sleeping with you’ comment though. That is retarded. Another sign she’s obviously inexperienced. You should have left her on the curb outside that club right then and there. Any ‘good’ girl knows you never take the mystery out of the situation. Boring! You never play that card unless you have to. If the situation goes there and you’re not into it, then you can say so. But it doesn’t mean you can’t have fun up until then, and maybe even use it to tease a guy into wanting you more than then already do. If they’re not that into you, then they might be if you play hard to get. And if they’re already into you, then maybe with all that tension they’ll bust a nut in their shorts and you’re off the hook;) Hooray! Now the guy calls you back because he appreciates your self respect, or doesn’t because you’re a tease. Either way you win – he pursues you, or you pat yourself on the back for not fucking him. Haha!

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2. Cole says:

   March 15, 2010 at 10:25 PM

   I’m raising my glass to this comment.

   I think my mistake was continuing with the night with her although I knew I was already turned off by her and it probably wouldn’t have turned out good for either of us. And also, to preach honesty and then distract myself in the kitchen to ease the situation for my own good is bullshit. I’m still learning on this side too!

   Glad you enjoyed the show.

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3. Jeff says:

   March 18, 2010 at 2:19 AM

   I can definitely see this being a call-in radio show similar to Howard Stern except you guys are in the action. Your market is the same as his. I strongly encourage you guys to continue.

   Your enthusiasm is very endearing, fun, watching talk about early sex, cruel, funny, no compassion for others in talk (but maybe your actions were okay?).

   It’s from a perspective that the female is inferior, is presumed undesirable, is expendable, is pathetic, but then you guys say we don’t think that way? I dunno maybe it’s me. Yet, I think it’s a strong warning to women to be very cautious and also a re-enforcer to guy-thinking (valuable this way).

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4. Cole says:

   March 18, 2010 at 2:26 AM

   Hey Jeff,

   Thanks for the comments!

   It’s interesting to me that you saw it as having no compassion for others and looking at women as inferior because both of those things are quite the opposite of how we feel.

   We love women and have the utmost compassion for everyone who is having trouble with dating and relationships. Trying to lend a hand to people with dating and sex questions is exactly why we do what we do, and especially to close the gap in understanding between interested parties.

   What you are picking up on is that we are brutal. We have little patience for the people who do stupid shit and expect some result that would never come from it. We think telling the truth, even if its rough, is the best thing for the general dating population.

   We do want to warn women and tell them what the guy is really thinking, and we do want to give some aide to guys on how to better accomplish their dating goals as well. We feel the best way to do this is just to give our honest opinion which we are aware may sometimes come off as shallow or chauvinistic, but it’s what we think and we feel it’s absolutely for the benefit of the women that we love and the men that we respect (just not for the women and men who are complete and utter assholes and douche bags…or maybe it’ll help?).

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5. Gentlegiant says:

   March 24, 2010 at 6:03 PM

   Based on your sentiments regarding hand-jobs, I assume that both of you are circumcised. The claim that “you would rather be masturbating” is a dead giveaway. I would like to remind you that hand-jobs are quite simple and very much enjoyed by your uncut counterparts. (Un-snipped men don’t deal with chaffing unless they have a severe porn addiction). Please stop spreading anti-HJ propaganda to all the eager to please women out there. Remember, the HJ is an integral part of the BJ, and even on its own, it’s a heck of a lot better than nothing.

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6. Cole says:

   March 24, 2010 at 6:04 PM

   Hi Gentlegiant,

   Thanks for your comment. I certainly did not mean to hinder the HJ success of the uncut population. I agree 100% that an HJ is an integral part of the BJ.

   We do not view anything said on S&C as absolute truth for everyone. We simply make observations and comment. For John Mayer and Simon and I, beating it is more enjoyable than an HJ, but I wish you all the HJ’s you can possibly receive if you enjoy them more.

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